nrgsecrets:

once you get the eyeball rolling, it’s hard to stop with the puns

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#orphan black

mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

(Source: Mashable)

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pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

(Source: awesome-)

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#childhood

ob meme || [18/7] funny moments

politicalsexkitten:

bevsi:

oitnb season 3 wishlist:

  • poussey’s happiness
  • alex fills in her eyebrows more thickly
  • literally anyone utters the word “bisexual”

-Get rid of Larry no one fucking cares about Larry

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#text

heliolisk:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

what happened to my post

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#text

Is don’t turn around the new don’t blink now?

GUYS

maybewordsmith:

justplainsomething:

schnickledooger:

believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?

“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”

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Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^

Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.

A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?

sapphicscience:
IMPORTANT THOUGHT: tony calling helena "goldilocks"

geekdawson:

Tony was pretty sure Helena wasn’t going to say word one to him on this whole camping trip (it’d been Sarah’s idea…for some “bonding time” between them). He’s all right with the silence, a nice break from keeping up the charm around the others. 

He tests the can of beans cooking by the fire. Once it’s warm enough he separates it into two bowls, hands one to Helena. She begins shoveling beans into her mouth. 

"What do you think, Goldilocks?" He rumbles quietly from the other side of the fire, laying into his own dinner. 

"Just right," Helena mumbles around a mouth full of beans. Tony looks up, startled. Helena gives him that fleeting, dorky smile, the one that makes her look so much younger, more innocent…like a child one might read the story of Goldilocks to. Then quickly returns to her food. 

He just chuckles and they finish their meal in silence. 

hiatus-is-killing-me:

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table

(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet

(Source: controlledweirdness)

lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

(Source: rydenarmani)

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#text

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

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blamemyartisticlicense:

moonstresss:

People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

It’s awful that this made me really happy isn’t it?

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"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

(Source: alwaysblind)

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#text #oj ugtbug

(Source: erinmoriarty)

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#doctor who #11 #amy pond
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