regay if your blog

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geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

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sexy-fruit:

THIS

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scarletcarsonsonthewindowsill:

I need more clone club on my dash! I’ll follow anyone who likes/reblogs this. Please I need more tat and evelyn and jordan in my life.

simplydalektable:

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heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

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teganquinruinedmylife:

Why sleep when you can cry about lesbians twice your age

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ineffable-hufflepuff:

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babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

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I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

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Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door. —Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World  (via tomhiddlston)

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youths-haven:

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vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE

Noooo

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doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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the-last-time-lordess:

THIS WAS LESTRADE’S BEST FUCKING LINE IN THE SHOW YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

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wickedclothes:

Creative Cursing

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